Cuddling is the epitome of intimacy sex is just the punctuation, a formality, like a handshake, so afterward you can hold each other undistracted by your boner. Sex has it’s proper place and time like everything does, and it sure is fun to joke about, but gay men really just use sex for an excuse to cuddle. Yes, that’s right, sex is not that important to gay men. That’s one less thing for his partner to worry about, and you have to agree, it is a pretty big thing.īut the conservative theories about gay men and sex are wrong, because the theories assume sex is extremely central to gay men, when they actually don’t really care that much about it. A better reason casual sex might come easier to gay men than to straight guys is that, according to stereotype, there is a much higher degree of probability that the gay man has washed his damn taint in the last 24 hours. In truth we know a lot of women who turn that paradigm right on its head (and we love those women!) and also a lot of geeky straight men who are the most comfortable they’ll ever get with sex during the awkward moonlight scene in Avatar. The more moderate commentators will concede that perhaps all men are rakes but that gay men happen to get more action because they are not counterbalanced by the prudish restrained sensibilities of a lady, who will demand a dinner and a bouquet of flowers before offering her own rosebud to the ravenous beast. “Studies show the average gay man has approximately one billion sexual partners per year,” the spokesperson for the God Guns and Glory Family Institute will tell a camera with a straight face, right before he goes back to the hotel to have sex with the studly 17-year-old baggage carrier.
If you believe conservative social theorists, gay men are sexually promiscuous to the point of approaching relativistic speeds.